Douche-a-bago

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.

"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."

by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007

doucebagery

basically, it means bullshit.

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005

Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011

douche bo baggins

a male that is one of gayest dickfaced azz munkey little bitchasses you will ever meet.

he screams "MGAWA" at the top of his munkey lungs while in public places.

masturbates regularly to sailor moon and bob esponga.

a true dushawn mandick.

FO DRIZZLE

madeline: bruh what the fuck is he yellin.

Landon: nigga idk fuckin "mgawa" or some shit, hes such a douche bo baggins

madeline: word my nigga?

Landon: cheah son, gucci

by dookiebruhjohnsonfacenigga April 1, 2010

doucebag

Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."

I hate that guy. What a doucebag!

by trashsweeper November 27, 2011

Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction

Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today

by 05-13 November 25, 2024