Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 01, 2022
Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.
Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
by The X God Dosia February 11, 2018
Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.
Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.
by TypeShitEnthusiast August 14, 2024
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
by RKO2020 March 10, 2021
Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."
"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
by heheer February 02, 2024