by Im_Player January 17, 2023
The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?
Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
Sponsored by shadow (YouTuber)
by MyButtHurts69 May 03, 2022
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
by quibblee May 04, 2021
Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
A crazy group of 7 to 11 yr olds would kill their parents just to praise their queen/cult leader Zoe LaVerne
The zonut cult is insane.
by Bsyshehehdu May 06, 2020