Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

by glow bear May 26, 2017

hollow coconut

Tiny boobs

You have hollow coconuts

by PinkyPen December 23, 2017

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

you coconut

You coconut is used as a insult towards people that have a head that looks like a coconut.

Jack:Look at that gurl! Dayummm!
Tom:Shut the fuck up you coconut! She might hear us!

by Saltass May 22, 2018

Amanda Colon

The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon

Amanda Colon won the 2018 award for cutest princess

by tbrosen March 1, 2019

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.

The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.

by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019