Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 17, 2013

Guvnuh cake

British slang for pot brownies.

Be a good chap and pass me a guvnuh cake I need to calm down.

by ZoneChaos May 5, 2018

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert

Damn, Sammie has that life cake

by Dgklegit March 18, 2017