Bed and Bongfest

A hotboxed bunkbed located in UCSC Stevenson House 5, inhabited by the chillest stoners you will ever meet.

Dude, let's go bed and bongfest!!

by Mr. BRP February 20, 2011

Sweat the bed

When you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.

I awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. I sweat the bed.

by Loner stoner August 4, 2014

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020

Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks

man you remind me of bed driving

by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021

get to bed

simialar to a a gong show in the fact that the person is usually intoxicated and does random ridiculous acts which in turn would prompt someone else to tell him or her to get to bed

Joe: Matt your a complete gong show right now! Matt: Oh man i have no idea whats going on! Joe: you just pissed in the closet you need to Get to Bed!

by jordan engel November 9, 2008

bed gravey

The sexual act carried out in the north of england (particularly regions around manchester) in which one massages oneself in beef gravey prior to other sexual acts. The act is thought to make it a more palatable experience.

Slut: "I'd take you with gravey if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here"
Me: "You into the ol' bed gravey then love?"

by Stephiethehedgegod June 10, 2011