butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.

Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!

by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010

butt curl

The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.

Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.

by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016

Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)

Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.

Dude you're a vanilla butt!

by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011

Butt Skunk

Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.

Sara is a complete and total fucking butt skunk.

This turd smell butt skunk.

by Kicks-tard September 4, 2010

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 3, 2010