Soggy Abe

A tip hander to you after a customer comes out of the bathroom. Very moist bills that you don't necessarily want.

That weird guy just handed me a Soggy Abe..

by SuomiMike32 October 24, 2023

Abe Vigoda Syndrome

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Abe

Abe mostly likes basketball and likes to chill plays kotc and hangs with friends he has a big..

Abe is gonna get a girl soon

by Jumanjia November 21, 2021

Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022

ab*r

a term used to describe someone absolutely retarded and irritable

"hørte du den der lyd?"
"omds det ham der ab*r"
"self"

by hater1234444 November 1, 2023

Ab coaster

Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.

Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

revenge abs

when you get out of a relationship and workout to get a "hot body", because deep down inside you know you want to pull that person back to you, but you say it's because now all of a sudden you wanna be healthy.

khloe got some revenge abs to impress tristan, sadly he's impressed by other things these days

by anonymous January 26, 2023