Tummy Hurt

Lowkey saying your a little sad. So basically heart ache

She said we should be friends.My tummy hurt

by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019

Hurted

The past tense of being hurt

Remember when you fell”
“Yeah that hurted”

by Antdogurmum1234 October 20, 2018

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 28, 2020

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Hurted

Not even a real damn word you’re the stupid one for looking it up

“My booty hole hurted” see it doesn’t make sense stupid

by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018

hurted

hurts even worse then “hurt”

son that hurted when yu through the ball at me .

by devin dipascal November 27, 2018

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021