Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro

Jon as is gay

by kangaa1 November 9, 2017

Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.

Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute…

by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024

Good jon

Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.

Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.

by The_one_and_only_shrek March 31, 2019

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

Jon Le Blanc

The ultimate white guy

Me: Bro who’s the new kid.
Them: His name is Jon Le Blanc.
Me: *smh* And they called me whitewashed.

by Chazzarb November 21, 2023

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019