PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025

Waxs

Someone who is really good at games. His gamesense is really good. He is surely a ginger sadly. Everyone that has advantages got some disadvantages :(

is you Waxs?

Yes. Im supeer good in gaming

oh so you're a ginger?

by Thorefication April 22, 2021

Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole

Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!

by 666tacos August 19, 2020

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.

Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.

by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022

crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.

I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.

by Studd69 July 7, 2018