wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 November 09, 2015

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon April 30, 2018

Waxes

People who wax together. Friends. Partners in crime. In cahoots. Australian Jail Slang

Amber and Adam are waxes

by Femenem April 17, 2023

Wax house

when a dealer stores over 30 kg of wax/B.H.O./shatter in his/her house or domicile and has so much of it uses it for any need adhesive

Bob:whoa man that guy totally has a wax house

by Manpire May 31, 2015

freedom wax

A hairstyle of a woman's vaginal area: clean shaven down the middle, hairy on the sides.

When I went down on my woman, I made sure I was on point down her freedom wax trail.

by The Bu November 21, 2010

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 01, 2017

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 09, 2011