mason mounts wife ,,, 😋 smartest person like ever , also a very beautiful and funny person . loves roadmen.
by jaizahlover March 12, 2022

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing
3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.
2) Stealing
3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.
1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!
by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"
by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022

by Skizeast December 18, 2018
