Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018

Betterer

Better version of better

Better is bad can it be betterer

by Nanitf June 27, 2020

Betterer

Better than the better of the betterest

Guy 1:Hey dude I got a better score than Jan
Guy 2: Well I got a betterer score than you dumbass

by Beans, rice, Jesus christ, and January 24, 2022

Betterer

Better than better. Most commonly used when you say better and then it gets better than better.

After we got free chilidogs it got even betterer cause we found some closed sofa cans.

by TheOneSG April 18, 2017

Betterer

Something that is better than better.

Chris: "My drawing is way better than yours!"
Adam: "No its not, mine is way betterer than yours"

by P.Rai February 03, 2016

betterer

its like better but more better

I'm way Betterer then you

by im betterer then you December 04, 2023

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 26, 2018