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Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
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Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018
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Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!
by Luz@3leches September 4, 2018
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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
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Crush that muff

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
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