the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 02, 2010
It's when you take a steamy shit in between a girls breasts and push the titties together and then the boobies make the shell and you eat the poo like a taco yummmmmmm
by Dirtyboy92 April 18, 2015
Street slang terms that have a homosexual meaning or sound homosexual in a way.
Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
by Dr.UrbanSlang March 10, 2010
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.
YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!
Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...
Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!
Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...
Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!
Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
by Cracker J 08 July 15, 2008
A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 06, 2020
Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
by Ladyvulpine February 20, 2022