A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
by milpoolSK March 7, 2017
Get the shark turd mug.6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020
Get the shark life mug.When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Get the Silly Shark mug.Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
by TND1488 October 16, 2023
Get the Salsa Shark mug.A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017
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