The Paprika religion is a religion for people who believes in the Real Paprika. The creator of this religion was the Paprika Master who leads the people to the Paprika Heaven.
by Paprika?! March 3, 2019
Get the Paprika religionmug. Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"
Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."
Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."
Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."
Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."
Religion "Umm... Yes?"
Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"
Religion "Umm..."
Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"
Little girl "Hi."
Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"
Religion "I mean... Yes?"
Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"
Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"
Little girl "No..."
Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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