wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009

zachary wood

Just some cunt who jacks off to hentai

"Hey look its zachary wood"

by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020