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Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
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Don’t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.
Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 4, 2022
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Comic Read

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).
I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.
by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016
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Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.
Please read this dear staff member.
by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
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