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German Airbrake

An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"

Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
by He What Makes Words December 5, 2022
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german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016
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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
by Eww David February 22, 2021
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low german

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!
by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017
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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow
by fagg nut August 18, 2010
mugGet the german pillowmug.

Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.
"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"
by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013
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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
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