fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010

Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.

Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.

by american conkers October 10, 2011

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

Sac Fight

When two males engage in a vicious battle using their balls as lethal weapons to try and injure each other.

Did you steel my cheetos? Uhh no. I challenge you to a sac fight.

Dude I just got knocked out by that guys sac.

I gave him a black eye with my sac.

by Double AyeD July 28, 2010

Nice Fight

This fight occurs when a space is avalible for one person to walk through and therefore you and the other person go back and forth, repeating "after you" "no after you". causing anyone around to wait until someone goes through.

Today, while trying to get in to subway, these two guys kept having a Nice fight. It took me like 20 minutes to get inside.

by GeneralButtsecks November 18, 2010

cheese fight

The duel of gentlemen. The act of securing your left arm to your partner's left arm, and battling to be the first person to insert your pinky into their anus.

Yesterday Robert challenged Sam to a cheese fight.

by turkeypuncher March 5, 2015