mexican hairless

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008

Mexican Idle

California circa 1980...To save gas, turning the engine off or putting in idle while coasting downhill.

Yo dude, we're almost out of gas, mexican idle down this hill so we can make it to the gas station.

by LatinLover August 16, 2004

Mexican Shower

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

by DOSUno November 21, 2009

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

Mexican Jail

During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.

Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!

by sirjohnshore January 8, 2009

Mexican Hillbilly

Usually lives 20 - 30 miles outside of a medium to large metropolitan city. They're culture includes pointy boots, mobile homes, lifted trucks blaring regional mexican music to a decibel level beyond the threshold of the average human being. They proudly display multiple flags in their front yard, camp or mobile home that are largely made up of the Mexican Flag, the dixie flag, an American Flag & a dallas cowboys flag. Additionally Mexican Hillbilly consume massive quantities of alocohol and usually smoke copius amounts of reefer. you can find them bar hopping in packs looking for a good ol' southern girl to impregnate.

Bro. ? Check out this guy yo . . . . . . . . . . he's got those pointy boots on and dancing with that hot look'n red head. Dude ! I know that guy ! . . . . . . . . .. he's that Mexican Hillbilly that's in that in that mariachi morrissey tribute band. Dude plays the big ass bass guitar thing man. He's bad Ass too !!!!!!

by outlaw josie whales January 9, 2017

mexican slingshot

when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner

the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired

by montly August 9, 2008