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juan pablo

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him
by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022
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The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.
by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013
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JUAN

Carry’s every nigger on rainbow and is better then italian
JUAN carry’s on rainbow
by JUAN munoz July 21, 2022
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Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo

Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of an imfamous Colombian government and organisation agent. Juan was born in Medellín,Colombia, on 23 september 2005 and is currently studying in England. Because of his father’s work he is a very powerful and rich person not one to mess with. Juan is very good with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. He is said to be one of South America’s best rugby players for his age and has represented the Colombian football national selection in the years 2018 and 2019. Juan is also well known in Latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Chile, Brazil and Spain.
Wow that’s Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 15, 2019
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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juan

by k3n1a July 10, 2020
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Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.
Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.
by AvonleaB April 16, 2023
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