Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".

Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?

by Jdtodd July 6, 2017

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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.

I was railed by Jon last night!

by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021

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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

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Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010

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jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14

jon slays the night away

by no12345676543 February 27, 2024

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