Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023

johnny cashhole

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Johnny Bish

Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.

He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.

James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!

by HP 111 September 29, 2023

Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

Johnny Egham

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

Racecar Johnny

A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.

- Ive bought myself Ford Pinto, its a pretty ok car
- Bro you Racecar Johnny

by Tetraline July 19, 2023