Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020

Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god

Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry

by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.

Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.

by Sherof December 23, 2019

Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.

A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.

by Kustid July 21, 2019

Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.

You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.

by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019

Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.

by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020