grave

meaning something serious; seriously

Dude: Did you really eat four cheeseburgers??

Dude2: Grave, dawg, I did!

by LGreen July 28, 2012

Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead

by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007

Groves

A term synonymous with make out or hook up. Used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite sex

A: So when you were with that girl last night did Groves come a knocking?
B: Yer he did and he stayed the whole night long

by mister 11 September 6, 2008

government sympathizers

A person who stands behind and defends any and all of the Governments positions or policies regardless of its short falls.

Most people in this country are against this Bill, however it looks like there are some Government sympathizers who will vote the Bill into law. To sympathize with the Government IE Policy or events such as Kent University.

by J. Vondam April 15, 2008

Glove Weenie

The act of taking off latex gloves in the manner that the middle finger looks like a penis.

Look in the trash can at the glove weenie I made earlier.

by lsusuperstar November 9, 2011

grave

A moment that is so severe that there's no other way to express it.

"My friend Andrew just got 6% on his math test yesterday"
"grave"

by zillinzichenlookinass November 23, 2022

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019