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German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
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German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
by Eww David February 22, 2021
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low german

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!
by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017
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Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.
"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"
by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013
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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow
by fagg nut August 18, 2010
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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
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