While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
Get the German Bobsledmug. First, to give context
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
Get the German Parkourmug. To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.
German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
by Eww David February 22, 2021
Get the Speak germanmug. by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017
Get the low germanmug. by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013
Get the Dirty Germanmug. when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
by fagg nut August 18, 2010
Get the german pillowmug. Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
Get the german pianomug.