A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.
German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.
by Eww David February 22, 2021

by PutangPopper420 November 9, 2017

by MeganDailey23 May 3, 2013

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
by fagg nut August 18, 2010

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.
by Afro Ninja234 November 16, 2006
