foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.

Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!

by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019

Meme foot

When you are sitting on the toilet to long looking at meme and your foot goes numb.

Steve: Hey bro why are you limping?
Ray: I had to take shit and now I have meme foot.

by VulgarDisplay73 June 25, 2018

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 30, 2019

Foot Dab

Foot Dab also known as the Fab is where you dab with you foot. Lay down and then just use your foots to dab!!!!!

Look at me to the Foot Dab

by Luke100 July 25, 2017

Coochie foot

A Coochie that smell like corn chips

“ I went over her crib and went to give her head... that bitch got Coochie foot “

by Nanzthatbaddie September 11, 2018

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

by Ewik Appleseed October 04, 2010

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 23, 2023