cheese fight

The duel of gentlemen. The act of securing your left arm to your partner's left arm, and battling to be the first person to insert your pinky into their anus.

Yesterday Robert challenged Sam to a cheese fight.

by turkeypuncher March 5, 2015

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 10, 2010

Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

Nice Fight

This fight occurs when a space is avalible for one person to walk through and therefore you and the other person go back and forth, repeating "after you" "no after you". causing anyone around to wait until someone goes through.

Today, while trying to get in to subway, these two guys kept having a Nice fight. It took me like 20 minutes to get inside.

by GeneralButtsecks November 18, 2010

fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Sac Fight

When two males engage in a vicious battle using their balls as lethal weapons to try and injure each other.

Did you steel my cheetos? Uhh no. I challenge you to a sac fight.

Dude I just got knocked out by that guys sac.

I gave him a black eye with my sac.

by Double AyeD July 28, 2010

retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010