fortnite

a game that hasn't been good since 2019 and will never be revived; a game played by lifeless retards who either look like jabba the hut or gollum;

retard: ur actual dogwater kid, quit fortnite.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.

by i fucked ur mom bitch January 30, 2022

fortnite

A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019

Fortnite

“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!

Kid 1: Hey have you seen that awesome game?!

Kid 2: Yeah! It’s the best duh! Fortnite

by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019

Fortnite

An extremely popular shooter game that continues to get worse due to constant change nothing stays the same for more than 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

I don’t play fortnite because it is currupted.

by crazyrcman1 November 28, 2018

Fortnite

The gayest game to ever be released on any console in the world
If you play Fortnite go outside and get some air you stupid lazy white degenerate
Seriously when is the last time you’ve had any human contact of any sort

Fortnite sucks balls

by Roberto Smerto April 30, 2019

Fortnite

A game that was created in 2018 by a company who doesn’t care about the game community. It has turned to absolute trash after the second season.

Person one: So you got done playing Fortnite?
Person two: No, I don’t play trash.

by Air0w June 9, 2019

Fortnite

Gay

"Fortnite is the gayest game ever made and Call of duty and Minecraft are better"

by I like big ass March 29, 2021