a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends
Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.
by JaMarko November 25, 2011
Get the Post Dramatic Status Disordermug. by Rybrotic November 14, 2016
Get the Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD)mug. C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
Get the C.o.D-Reality Separation Disordermug. One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.
Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost
by Lockon Stratos January 4, 2020
Get the Post Traumatic Stress Disordermug. A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
Get the OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)mug. Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.
WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.
by skankhoprostitute February 12, 2010
Get the Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD)mug. Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.
Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.
Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.
Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.
Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.
Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.
Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.
by Mooperson September 23, 2012
Get the Bi-Polar Sexuality Disordermug.