california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

California slide

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.

I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.

by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009

california street

Street slang terms that have a homosexual meaning or sound homosexual in a way.

Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.

"He's my freshie" is an example of california street.

by Dr.UrbanSlang March 9, 2010

State of California

Expression used to describe someone being an asshole

John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!

by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008

California Jinx

A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.

YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!

Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!

Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...

Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!

Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

by Cracker J 08 August 7, 2008

california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.

hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?

by chiefsneef May 23, 2014

California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.

Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.

by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023