Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)

your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021

Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month

Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.

by RizzingMan November 19, 2023

Classic

Is a sexy boy that treats all his girlfriends right and who ever goes out with him is a lucky girl

I want to go out with classic he is sexy

by Classic 5360 June 12, 2019

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

OOF Classic

When you say you're going to join vc then you don't is called the OOF Classic

"Who wanna vc" "Me" - oof doesn't join for 5 hours this is called the OOF Classic

by Maybeism April 8, 2025

Whillip Classic

The act of shoving a cornetto up the ass of a boy under the age of 12, then proceeding to pull it out and smother it on themselves before anally rupturing the the boy with the cone of the cornetto.

“Yo did you here Nathan got given the Whillip Classic the other day

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.

by 5tc June 22, 2009