by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009
the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 02, 2010
Street slang terms that have a homosexual meaning or sound homosexual in a way.
Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
Street slang that is not tough enough to be just street.
by Dr.UrbanSlang March 10, 2010
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
A spin off the usual jinx. When two people say the same word/phrase simultaneously. The routine jinx, personal jinx, etc. goes on until... california jinx is exclaimed. The person to shout California Jinx now has complete authority over the urination of the victim. Until the Jinxer says the name of the jinxed, they are forbidden to piss.
YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
YOU BASICALLY HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE INFERIOR MORTALS URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS!
Lee and Jordan: PEEPEE!
Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...
Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!
Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Lee and Jordan: Jinx, Personal Jinx, Pokemon Jinx, Jinx You Owe Me A Soda, Pyramid Jinx...
Lee: CALIFORNIA JINX MR. MUTHAFUCKA!!!! YOU AIN'T PISSIN!!! YAHH TRICK YAHH!
Jordan: (looks to heavens) WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
by Cracker J 08 July 15, 2008
During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.
California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.
by mook76 December 29, 2013