Hungarian Breakfast

When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.

Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”

by benjiben December 1, 2018

English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 29, 2015

Whiskey Breakfast

A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.

The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.

Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!

by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012

Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

by tracato January 4, 2010

Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.

Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.

by Covid Commander April 18, 2020

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016