DEAD NUTS

dead even, right on the money, exactly right, correct,level, plum, even. this list can go on.

Johnny was dead nuts with the other racer.

Johnny as dead nuts with his answer to that question.

by jimmyjoemickeychuck June 21, 2009

wing nut

A fanatical rider and fan of Honda's line of Gold Wing heavy touring motorcycles.

Bill isn't a biker! He's a freakin' Wing nut. He rides a Lazy Boy on wheels.

by Dr. Badwrench October 20, 2007

the nut job

Oral sex concentrating on the balls rather than the penis.

I watched "The Nut Job" at the cinema while getting "the nut job" from my girlfriend.

by Hello there man! January 16, 2014

The Nuts Box

The Nuts Box is the container in which your nuts are stored after being taken by a superior force (someone for whom you are their bitch).

After pulling Mike over, the cop walked up to his window and simply said, "put 'em up." This is how Mike's nuts came to be in The Nuts Box.

by the nuts box founders February 17, 2006

Jesus Nut

There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-

a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopter’s rotors.
b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.
c) An overenthusiastic Christian.

a) Jonesie's workin' on the radio again.
Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.
b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?
c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!

by Croatalin December 06, 2013

booty nuts

When you're boning a chick missionary style and you're boning her real hard and your nuts are smacking loudly on her ass cheeks.

I gave that girl booty nuts all night.

by Mike Ockisbig December 15, 2004

bustin nuts

To cum

Make sure I keep bustin' nuts nigga
All over yo' face and stuff
(Khia: My Neck, My Back)

by oral_surgeon4u July 23, 2003