The Bagel

Something that has everything.

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel

by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

by PannyRipper August 2, 2024

Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020

Bagels

A Rust player with over 3k hours.

bagels is really bad at rust

by bagelsiskindacool April 4, 2020

Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022