Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.

That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it

by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019

Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019

Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out

Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her

by Daddyuwuyesplease February 22, 2019

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Chief Bagel

A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!

Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!

by Tommy Gale May 28, 2019

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019