A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019
Get the Andresmug. andre is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. He’s a guy that casually impresses everyone. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to say his opinion, which are usually compliable. he messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented in many ways, secretly at singing
hes that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his big reputation, all he wants is to see your smile. hes opened minded and loves to joke, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious to get into things, he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.
if you suspect an andre likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, as talking is his forte. he never turns down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on, or makes you think he has. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection at its finest.
girl 1: That guy over there with the french accent...who is he?
girl 2: thats andre...He is so sexy!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days
hes that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his big reputation, all he wants is to see your smile. hes opened minded and loves to joke, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious to get into things, he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.
if you suspect an andre likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, as talking is his forte. he never turns down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on, or makes you think he has. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection at its finest.
girl 1: That guy over there with the french accent...who is he?
girl 2: thats andre...He is so sexy!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days
Do you know who that guy is over there he?
That’s Andre Ive known him for a while. He’s like if Christian Grey and Prince Charming were the same person. I haven’t met anyone else like him.
That’s Andre Ive known him for a while. He’s like if Christian Grey and Prince Charming were the same person. I haven’t met anyone else like him.
by Tiffgoodnight585324 November 23, 2021
Get the Andremug. A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023
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Get the ANDREmug. Andrely is someone as unique as her name. Andrely is the friend you never imagine you would have and the one you can no longer imagine your life without. She is someone so charming and brilliant ( a bit cynical too ;p) that you’ll wish you could understand the puzzle she is. You can even spend years trying, but there will always be some part left to find out and amaze you!
She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say.
If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.
Please, don’t mind this attempt. No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. That’s why this whole definition sounds unfair, because she is someone indescribable. In the best way.
Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness. And a Happy Birthday, too.
She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say.
If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.
Please, don’t mind this attempt. No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. That’s why this whole definition sounds unfair, because she is someone indescribable. In the best way.
Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness. And a Happy Birthday, too.
"Oh, I wish I could have an Andrely in my life..."
" Same. I'd feel so honored..."
"She's friends with Andrely? Lucky bastard!"
" Same. I'd feel so honored..."
"She's friends with Andrely? Lucky bastard!"
by sunny-on-lil-touch July 14, 2020
Get the Andrelymug.