Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions August 05, 2015

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end

That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt

by Sully2 May 04, 2017

Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 16, 2015

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.

Dude you're a vanilla butt!

by Xenu Mcfly April 19, 2011

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 02, 2010

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

by fartpoopshart March 25, 2011