I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Chicken slice

In many dated cultures the term Chicken slice was used as a euphemism for local currency. In today’s terminology a chicken slice can be used in place of present currency such as the dollar.

Intelectual 1: Hey Rolis can i get a chicken slice?
Intelectual 2: Yea best bud jay, here’s a dollar!

by James farticus November 22, 2021

Sweet slice

A slur for attractive Asian woman that you want to use as a sex toy

"Dam that girls a sweet slice"

by The bot writer May 27, 2023

Samurai Slice That Like Button

This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".

CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)

by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025

Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"

To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!

by Delwin penner December 4, 2025

Slicing Oranges

A playful euphemism for engaging in a friendly but questionably timed intimate assist—similar in spirit to a “reach-around,” but said in a way that sounds suspiciously wholesome. Often used when one wants to dramatically downplay what was actually happening.

Secchi walked into the room way too cheerful for 7 a.m., and Lou just smirked like they’d been slicing oranges behind that closed door.

by Commish2001 December 5, 2025

Double-Slice

When one individual is sitting bare ass on the toilet while another sits in their lap, making sure their asshole lines up between the first person's legs. They then proceed to shit in the toilet at the same time.

"Yo, bro, me and Emily really hit it off this third date! I think we are even going to double-slice tomorrow!"

by BDawg42021001 January 6, 2026