tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)
Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.
by A kool nigga June 11, 2018
Get the Squidmug. Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
Get the Squid Pro Squomug. by Dick Supinya February 25, 2025
Get the Squid Slippermug. by zone6zay June 18, 2018
Get the Squidmug. When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.
In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid
In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid
Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*
Non-Asian person: *laughs*
Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid
Non-Asian person: *laughs*
Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid
by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021
Get the Squidmug. A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 14, 2010
Get the Der Squidmug. Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
Get the Squiddingmug.