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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
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Hipocricy
Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'
by Mine farter March 13, 2024
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Black bullet

A person who knocks people off the court from left to right a.k.a. The best basketball player on the team (this person is often black).
KJ : Hey Sandra,did you see Jaylan shoot that 3 earlier?!!
Sandra : Nope
KJ : The whole team sucks except for her she's a black bullet !!!!
by Sictoria Vecret December 28, 2016
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black regret

When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.
That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.
by Hello Yeah Yeah January 7, 2018
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Black Vulcan

The sexiest of the Super Friends and YOU KNOW IT.

Also known for his appearances on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
Black Vulcan: Great Lightning!

Black Vulcan: Pure electricity... in my pants.
by IDONTMIND June 30, 2019
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Zac Black

That guy who is a meal prep and comedy enthusiast. Always loses notable amounts of mass when at the gym.
Damn you’ve lost a lot of weight. Yeah I’m turning into a real Zac Black
by BigSexy20 November 23, 2021
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The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.
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