horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.

The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.

by Jason Vane July 25, 2022

Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.

"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."

by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023

Drag Time

Always running late because it takes as long as it takes to look this fabulous!

Leslie: “Is Katy ready to leave or is she still doing her hair and makeup?”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”

by KatyHaltertop September 3, 2023

Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.

Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth

by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022

time

time is nirvair and it is alwats distrCTED AND nirvair is time but nirvairi nst tie msdgr so that is whay

nirvair is NOT time

by I HATE SHORT SMELLY DIRTY ASTO September 17, 2025

Korzin' Time

To say that it is Korzin' Time is to say that an individual will proceed to take control of an on-going narrative and proceed to control every bit of the narrative whilst presenting the fake idea of narrative freedom.

"Yo Season One's over we need someone to direct the next season."
"Oh yeah. It's Korzin' Time."

by mm moke June 18, 2022