Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say

Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!

by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024

Hard-Timing

Prison term that describes an inmate that concerns themself with things that are out of their control; making their prison sentence alot harder than it is

Chris: Mike is always worried about shit that he can't control.

Alex: Yea, Mike is always "hard-timing."

by Pharmacyboy101 December 14, 2023

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025