horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.

The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.

by Jason Vane July 25, 2022

booping time

Slang for 8:30 am on a Sunday

what time do you need to be up to go to the hair dresser’s tomorrow?
Close to booping time

by gray_falcon July 1, 2023

magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

an X of all time

A phrase to poke fun at overrated or mediocre things. It can make a person think something is about to be praised if they read it too quickly.
Instead of praising something, this phrase states that the things was one of the things in existence.
The “X” is just a filler and can be replaced by other words, typically “moment.”

“This is an X of all time”
“Magnolia by Playboi Carti is a song of all time.”

by alaboski August 12, 2024