Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

penis

penis is something that women dont have

My girlfriend does not have a penis

by pontadact February 5, 2019

Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021

PENIS

I LOVE IT

i LOVE PENIS

by Cuppa Ice September 27, 2021

Penis nude

Noun; a weird way to speaks about a dick pic.

Hay babe can I get a sexy hot penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 19, 2018

penis butterballs

When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.

See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese

I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.

by ThunderDome420 February 11, 2021